Damn, I just copied and pasted the lyrics of "You Better Not Kill in Texas" and didn't read before posting. I should know better. Anyway, here are the real lyrics:
If you're upset at your loved ones
Or you're just mad at mankind
Or you just need some money
Of great horned one gave you a sign
Well, you can go to Ohio
Certainly go to Brentwood
But do yourself a favor
Don't end up in Fort Worth
You Better not kill in Texas
Whatever you do
Better not kill in the Lone Star State
They just love to kill you
Even if you had a bad childhood
And your daddy messed with you at night
Even if you're real sorry
Even if you're pretty or white
Even if you say you love Jesus
Or the doctor said you're real sick
Well you can get off in Colorado
But they'll fry your ass in Lubbock
Better not kill in Texas
Whatever you do
Better not kill in the Lone Star State
They just love to kill you