I've made it! Marge and Lisa say my name, are fans, and imply that I'm a lesbian who wore plaid onstage. I never wore plaid onstage, ever! I love the Simpsons so much, you don't even know. #Simpsons @Simpsons
After I posted this, I got several almost semi-angry emails calling out my plaid fake news. They dug, not so deep, found and posted several pictures of me donning the plaid. I am sorry.