A New Texas Song
- Jill sobule
- Sep 9, 2021
- 1 min read
I took my old Texas song and updated it. With the fab Steve Weisberg on piano
You Better Not F*ck in Texas
I thought it was love
So I made one mistake
I let him come in me.
That’s why I’m now late
I went to the drug store
I peed on the strip
Waited 10 minutes
That’s what I did
( 10 minutes later)
I got a plus sign
you know what that means
Jesus christ
I’m just seventeen
There’s not a plan A
Not even plan B
Unless you got the do-re-mi
You better not fuck in Texas
Whatever you do
Better not fuck in the lone star state
They just love to fuck you
So I went to the clinic
I thought they would help
But they just gave me
a bible instead
A real doctor, a nurse, no where to be seen
Get me the hell out of Abilene.
500 miles
to cross the state line
Who can I trust
to give me a ride
Yeah, who can you trust
Who wouldn’t be a snitch
10,000 dollars
I’d even turn myself in
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