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  • Writer: Admin
    Admin
  • Oct 30, 2017
  • 1 min read

About ten years ago, I made up a song on the spot for a local NYC NPR show. Earlier they were discussing the tediousness of the "slutty halloween" costume. Here was my take:

It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty

That's not a costume at all.

Halloween was my favorite holiday but in these last few years

Something so terrible has filled me with fear.

It's not the razor in the apple; no I heard that never happened

No, it's something much worse

It's women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty

That's not a costume at all. What happened to Witches and monsters?

They left the Halloween Ball

Just putting kitten ears on your head is not creative.

A skimpy black dress is not very scary--unless you're Ann Coulter

Stiletto heels are not that special unless worn by a man

I'm not a prude, but I'm not a fan....of

Women whose Halloween costume is just that they're slutty

That's not a costume at all. What happened to Witches and monsters?

They left the Halloween Ball

Okay, maybe if you play a dead prostitute from say Jack the ripper days or maybe a zombie whore from outer space. But the naughty devil outfit in lingerie? Well, that's...just not good

Here is a live guitar/vocal version:


 
 
 

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que lee
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