Jill Sobule Holiday Package 2006 #1
We doubt there's a Jill Sobule fan on your list (including yourself!) who wouldn't want one of these special gift packages. We start with a copy of Jill's It's The Thought That Counts 2005 holiday EP (see the CD Page for more info on the EP). And then, as if that weren't fun enough, we add a limited edition wooden dreidel, personally signed by Jill. And finally, for all you who've never played dreidel, we've included a card with the rules of the game, as well as a brief history of Hannukah and the dreidel game. Jill only signed 100 of these, and when they're gone, they're gone... so get yours now, while they last!
$15.00 (shipping: $5 each)

Jill Sobule Deluxe Holiday Package 2006 #2
Not satisfied with a CD and a dreidel? How about we add in this limited edition 100% cotton dreidel T-shirt, illustrated in three-color splendor by Brad Talbott (who designed several of Jill's album covers). This shirt used to be $20 all by itself, but now we're offering it for $10 when purchased with the CD and dreidel package. That's the Holiday EP, the shirt, and signed dreidel, and the game rules and history card for only $25 plus shipping. But order fast, because we only have a few shirts left! Sorry - dreidel shirts only left in small as of 12/6/06.
$25.00 (shipping: $8 each)

Shirt Size: S

Jetpack T-shirt
We have just a few of these 100% cotton shirts left, with the great Jetpack diagram and "Jill Sobule" printed on back (Why on the back? Because that's where you wear a jetpack, of course!). Sorry, only left in Large (as of 12/1/06) -- all other sizes sold out. Act now, while they last! All Sales Are Final on Clearance Merchandise -- No Returns, please.

$20.00 Now $10.00 (shipping: $5 first shirt, $3 each additional)

Size: L

"My Bush" and "My Dick" T-shirts
At the time we came out with these shirts, there were at least two reasons wearing them might get you dirty looks in some parts: the rather racy double entendre (well, okay, single entendre) and the daring suggestion that our Executive Branch leadership may be less than competent. Nowadays, with fully two-thirds of the country apparently agreeing with the latter sentiment, we think it may be a little safer to wear these in public, though perhaps still not to church or your second grader's birthday party.

We're clearing them out, though, to make room for next year's Nancy Pelosi joke. Maybe. Three styles are available (see the larger picture by clicking on the small one to the left): A light pink women's cut shirt, a darker pink "unisex" (i.e., standard) T-shirt (both with the legend "My bush would make a better president") and the men's model, a gray T shirt with the legend "My dick would make a better vice-president." Note that the women's cut shirts are substantially smaller than the T shirts of the same size; a Large women's cut shirt is equivalent to a T shirt in somewhere between Small and Medium. Please order accordingly.

Only some sizes are left, and when they're gone, they're gone, so get 'em while you can! All Sales Are Final on Clearance Merchandise -- No Returns, please.

$20.00 Now $10.00 (shipping: $5 first shirt, $3 each additional)

Style/Size: (please select) Light Pink "Bush", Women's L Light Pink "Bush", Women's XL Dark Pink "Bush" T, L Dark Pink "Bush" T, XL Dark Pink "Bush" T, XXL Gray "Dick" T, M Gray "Dick" T, L Gray "Dick" T, XL

"My Bush" and "My Dick" His & Hers Pack!
What's better than a funny, slightly racy political shirt? Two funny, slightly racy political shirts with complementary (but not complimentary) slogans!

Here's the deal: You get together with a spouse, lover, friend, or politically like-minded stranger of the opposite sex. Order one "my bush" shirt and one "my dick" shirt (together, using this special package order code). Wear in public together (or not) and save $5 off the already low-low price. While they last. See descriptions and sizing notes above. All Sales Are Final on Clearance Merchandise -- No Returns, please.

$40.00 Now $15.00 (shipping: $8 each package)

His Size: (please select) M L XL Her Style/Size: (please select) Light Pink, Women's L Light Pink, Women's XL Dark Pink T, L Dark Pink T, XL Dark Pink T, XXL

Heavy Metal T-shirt "Seconds"
So here's a story about the exciting world of rock'n'roll merchandising: A couple of months ago, we decided to make more of our popular "dangerous places tour" heavy metal-style shirts. We had sold a bunch of these a few years ago, and people had been asking us if we were going to make more, so we finally decided to do it. And we did; those shirts have been selling well at shows and are now available here on the wearables page (go ahead and take a look, we'll wait...)

But when we first ordered a new set of these shirts, an error was made. There was confusion and miscommunication between the parties involved, and the result was a run of shirts in which the "SOBULE" logo on the front was printed too small. If you click on the picture to the left, a window will pop up showing you the difference between what we wanted (and are now selling) and what we got the first round (pictured here).

We decided we did not want to sell these shirts as our "official" product, and so we re-ordered and corrected things. But we still have the shirts with the too-small logo, so we decided to sell them off at half price -- and with FREE shipping. There's nothing wrong with these shirts, really; it's just that the logo on the front is too small, not really in keeping with the heavy metal theme. On the other hand, some people have told us they actually think the shirt is funnier that way, more ironic. So to each his or her own, we say. We've got a lot of these, that's for sure -- and if you don't mind the small-ish logo (we also think it's a bit too high on the shirt), you can have one for a bargain price. Available (at least for now) in Medium, Large, and XL sizes.

All Sales Are Final on these shirts -- No Returns, please.

$20.00 if perfect, Now $10.00 (FREE shipping to US addresses only)

Size: (please select) M L XL