Jill Sobule

CLEARANCE SALE ITEMS -- Special sale prices, while they last!

"My Bush" / "My Dick" shirt styles (click here for a larger view)

"My Bush" and "My Dick" T-shirts
At the time we came out with these shirts, there were at least two reasons wearing them might get you dirty looks in some parts: the rather racy double entendre (well, okay, single entendre) and the daring suggestion that our Executive Branch leadership may be less than competent. Nowadays, with fully two-thirds of the country apparently agreeing with the latter sentiment, we think it may be a little safer to wear these in public, though perhaps still not to church or your second grader's birthday party.

We're clearing them out, though, to make room for jokes about next year's new administration. Maybe. Three styles are available (see the larger picture by clicking on the small one to the left): A light pink women's cut shirt, a darker pink "unisex" (i.e., standard) T-shirt (both with the legend "My bush would make a better president") and the men's model, a gray T shirt with the legend "My dick would make a better vice-president." Note that the women's cut shirts are substantially smaller than the T shirts of the same size; a Large women's cut shirt is equivalent to a T shirt in somewhere between Small and Medium. Please order accordingly.

Only some sizes are left, and when they're gone, they're gone, so get 'em while you can! All Sales Are Final on Clearance Merchandise -- No Returns, please.

~~$20.00~~ Now $10.00

"My Bush" and "My Dick" His & Hers Pack!
What's better than a funny, slightly racy political shirt? Two funny, slightly racy political shirts with complementary (but not complimentary) slogans!

Here's the deal: You get together with a spouse, lover, friend, or politically like-minded stranger of the opposite sex. Order one "my bush" shirt and one "my dick" shirt (together, using this special package order code). Wear in public together (or not) and save $5 off the already low-low price. While they last. See descriptions and sizing notes above. All Sales Are Final on Clearance Merchandise -- No Returns, please.

~~$40.00~~ Now $15.00

Jetpack T-Shirt (click here for a larger view and more info)

Heavy Metal T-shirt "Seconds"
So here's a story about the exciting world of rock'n'roll merchandising: Last year, we decided to make more of our popular "dangerous places tour" heavy metal-style shirts. We had sold a bunch of these a few years ago, and people had been asking us if we were going to make more, so we finally decided to do it. And we did; those shirts sold well at shows and here on the website, and we eventually sold them out.

But when we first ordered a new set of these shirts, an error was made. There was confusion and miscommunication between the parties involved, and the result was a run of shirts in which the "SOBULE" logo on the front was printed too small. If you click on the picture to the left, a window will pop up showing you the difference between what we wanted (and were selling, until they ran out) and what we got the first round (pictured here).

We decided we did not want to sell these shirts as our "official" product, and so we re-ordered and corrected things. But we still have the shirts with the too-small logo, so we decided to sell them off at half price. There's nothing wrong with these shirts, really; it's just that the logo on the front is too small, not really in keeping with the heavy metal theme. On the other hand, some people have told us they actually think the shirt is funnier that way, more ironic. And, since we no longer have the "first quality" shirts, this is the only way you can still get one of these now. So to each his or her own, we say. We still have a few of these, and if you don't mind the small-ish logo (we also think it's a bit too high on the shirt), you can have one for a bargain price. Available (at least for now) in Medium, Large, and XL sizes.

All Sales Are Final on these shirts -- No Returns, please.

~~$20.00~~ if perfect, Now $10.00